Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

March 9, 2011

Once again today we have a story of a bozo who effectively arrested himself. From Portland, Oregon, comes the story of bozo Timothy Clark who broke into a residence and was treating himself to a nice hot shower when the homeowner returned. Startled by the man, and fearing that he might have a gun, our bozo locked himself in the bathroom and dialed 911 to ask for help. "Hello, operator, I, uh, broke into a house and now I’m afraid the owner is going to shoot me…could you send the cops over?" He’s under arrest.

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