Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Fred McKinney for sending in today’s report from Hazard, Kentucky. Bozo Shane Harvey was in need of a ride home and when he couldn’t find a taxi he did the next logical thing…he stole an ambulance. He was walking by the hospital and noticed the unattended ambulance out front, so he hopped in and headed to the house. Didn’t quite make it. An officer noticed an ambulance being driven erratically and pulled him over. He said he planned on calling the ambulance service to tell them to come pick it up as soon as he got home. Police weren’t sympathetic. He’s under arrest.