Bozo criminal for today comes from Ocala, Florida, where bozo Johnnie Baxter was rolling around the local Walmart in his motorized wheelchair when security guards spotted him stuffing two bras into his pants. Employees detained him until the cops arrived at which time he offered up the Bozo Excuse of the Week. He told the cops that he was stealing the undies as a gift for his girlfriend, who is scheduled to be released from jail later this month. After finding he had $350 in cash in his pocket, the cops were less than sympathetic. He’s under arrest for shoplifting.