Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

March 4, 2011

Bozo criminal for today comes from Rome, Georgia, where bozo Joseph Starkey was obviously hungry. He walked into the local Walmart and grabbed a rotisserie chicken and some hot wings. And since his mother had told him to brush after every meal he then picked up a couple of toothbrushes. Then he proceeded to stuff everything down his pants, including the chicken. Needless to say his "chicken walk" attracted a little attention as he tried to exit through the Garden Center. He’s been charged with shoplifting.

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