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December 2, 2010

With the arrival of cold weather across the nation, it’s once again time to point out that snow and bozos don’t mix. From Bend, Oregon, comes the story of bozo Bobby Davis who broke into a business, took some cash and headed back to his motel room. This might have been a successful crime in the summer…but it’s winter. And winter in Oregon means there could be snow on the ground. And there was. Police simply followed the tracks in the snow from the break in back to our bozo’s motel room. He’s under arrest.

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