Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Howard Rost for sending in today’s report from Buffalo, New York. Bozo Edward Toll broke into a house by kicking in the front door. The noise awoke the female occupant who grabbed a baseball bat and chased him out of the house. Undeterred, our bozo regrouped and tried again, this time climbing through a window on the front of the residence. Or almost climbing through. Apparently that second helping of stuffing on Thanksgiving did him in. He got stuck halfway into the house. And that’s exactly where the officers found him. He’s under arrest and is no doubt considering the new Weight Watchers Points Plus program.