Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

November 5, 2010

Bozo criminal for today comes from Lancaster, Pennsylvania, where 22 year-old bozo Kyle Ellis perhaps should have had a better getaway planned. Our bozo stole a lovely pair of size 10 women’s high heels from a department store. And they looked so good that he decided to wear them out. Even in today’s world, a man in high heels tends to attract attention. He was stopped outside the store and placed under arrest.

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