Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

October 25, 2010

Bozo criminal for today violated Bozo Rule Number 67123: You can’t believe everything you see on TV. From Skokie, Illinois, comes the story of bozo Carlo Sanders who was working at a department store as an overnight switchboard operator. He attempted to steal $30,000 worth of merchandise by stashing it in a tote bag and then placing the bag in the mailroom. He then attempted to take the bag home with him the next day. Unfortunately the whole thing was caught on security cameras. After he was arrested he told the cops that these things always worked on the TV show "The Sopranos." Maybe he can get some advice from one of Tony’s guys in jail.

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