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October 22, 2010

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Barbara Goldstein for sending in today’s report from El Paso, Texas. Noemi Darr and Luis Ortega made plans to rob a jewelry store. Well, "made plans" may have been too strong a term. Bozo Noemi was wheeled up to the front door of the store in her wheelchair by bozo Luis. She then got out of her chair, covered her head and upper body with a large trash bag and entered the store. Her accomplice remained outside, driving the getaway chair. Once inside, she pulled a kitchen knife on the clerk and demanded "everything." The store owner was having none of it and pointed a stun gun on our bozo. At this point bozo Noemi thought better of her plan and tried to run out of the store, but the garbage bag limited her ability to run. She was quickly tackled and held down until the cops arrived. Bozo Luis was apparently unaware of what was going on. He was still waiting outside with the wheelchair when the cops arrived. They’re under arrest.

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