Bozo criminal for today isn’t really a criminal but he definitely fills the bozo bill. From Olympia, Washington, comes the story of an unidentified bozo who showed up at the Highway Patrol office to apply for a job. Part of the job interview involved taking a polygraph test. It was while he was hooked up to the lie detector that a Highway Patrol employee arrived and noticed a book in the front seat of the car parked next to hers. The title of the book, in big bold print, "How to Beat the Lie Detector." She informed the person administering the test of what she had seen and he asked our bozo if he had been looking at any research materials before taking the test. He said no. Apparently the book’s advice didn’t work. He was then told he’d no longer be considered for the job.