Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

October 12, 2010

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Glen Snow for sending in today’s report from Chicago, Illinois where bozo Jimmy McDonald spotted a parked ambulance and thought it might be fun to take it for a spin. He hopped in, turned on the lights and drove off. Unfortunately, he didn’t take a look in the back before climbing in. Paramedics working on a patient called the cops and our bozo was quickly apprehended. He offered up the Bozo Excuse of the Week by telling the cops he was simply driving a friend to the hospital. They told him to leave the driving to professionals. He’s under arrest.

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