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October 8, 2010

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Dave Benoit for sending in today’s report. From Brookline, Massachusetts comes the story of bozo Michael Lucas who robbed the local bank and fled on foot. He was spotted by an off-duty police officer who gave chase before losing track of him in an alley. The officer then noticed a black Toyota Camry pass him. Ten minutes later, the Camry was found abandoned about four blocks away from the bank. The car was towed to the police station where one of the officers noticed the trunk bounce. When the trunk was opened, out popped our bozo. Yep, he had driven his getaway car a few blocks and then, for reasons known only to the bozo mind, he decided to park it and hide in the trunk. He’s under arrest.

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