Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

October 5, 2010

Bozo criminal for today at least gets bonus points for creativity. From Ocala, Florida, comes the story of 65-year-old grandma Elsie Olson who was pulled over by the cops for driving erratically. It was after she failed a field sobriety test that granny showed her ingenuity. After telling the officer that she "wasn’t that bad," she then tried to talk her way out of the ticket by offering to take the cop back to her house and make him a grilled cheese sandwich. She probably should have offered him a donut. She’s under arrest.

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