Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

August 27, 2010

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Glen Snow for sending in today’s report from Falmouth, Massachusetts, where police officers were trying to catch a thief who had been breaking into cars. So, they placed a "bait car" in a local park and stocked it with tempting goodies, and then settled in nearby in an unmarked van to watch what happened. They didn’t have to wait long. An 18 year-old man walked up, smoking marijuana in a pipe made out of a carrot, and busted out the window. Of the surveillance vehicle, not the bait car. Police officers popped out and placed our bozo under arrest.

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