Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

August 26, 2010

Bozo criminal for today comes from Eden, New York. Our unidentified bozo placed a dust mask around his neck before entering a bank. Guess he planned to pull it up to conceal his face when he got to the teller’s window, but he forgot. The teller had already gotten a good look at him by the time he passed her the hold-up note. Then his cell phone rang. Apparently it was his getaway car driver calling to remind him that he needed to pull up his mask. And he may have also been calling to tell him that the bank was right across the street from the police station. Either way, our frustrated bozo gave up and ran from the bank. Police expect to make an arrest shortly.

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