Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

August 23, 2010

Bozo criminal for today comes from Athens, Georgia, where bozo Gregg Thomas broke into an elementary school cafeteria. He set off a burglar alarm and was still inside rummaging around when the police arrived. Before they could reach him, our bozo ran out through the back door, dropping his cell phone in the process. The cops couldn’t catch up to him, but one of the officers had an idea. He picked up the phone, looked in the contact list and called the number marked "Ma." His mother picked up and after the cop explained what was going on, she gave him her son’s name and address. He’s under arrest.

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