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August 20, 2010

Bozo criminals for today violated seldom used Bozo Rule Number 575701: When selecting an animal to guard your marijuana crop, make sure it actually "guards." From the International File in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada, comes the story of a bozo husband and wife team who had a large marijuana growing operation, with over 1000 plants covering two large outdoor plots. Our bozos apparently knew that they had a valuable commodity that needed to be protected. So, they brought in 10 large black bears to guard the place. Don’t know whether the bears were never properly trained or whether they’d simply been dipping into the crop, but when the cops arrived they found 10 of the most laid-back, docile bears you’d ever want to see. According to the cops, they were just "laying around watching," and saying the bear version of "Wow, man"! Busted!

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