Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

August 19, 2010

Bozo criminal for today did something that no doubt most of us have thought about at least once. It was how he went about it that got him into trouble. Bozo Richard Wilkinson was picking up a few items in the grocery store and as he was heading for the checkout lane, when a woman stepped in front of him. She walked up to the express lane, which was empty, and asked the clerk if she could check out there even though she had more than the required 10 items. The clerk let her proceed and that set our bozo off. He started berating her, calling her fat and ugly and in general causing a disturbance. She called 911. Our bozo was issued a $429 fine. No word on whether he ever got to use the express lane.

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