Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

August 17, 2010

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Jim Kelly for sending in today’s report. Bozo Carlos Ruiz had just landed a job at the local TGI Fridays but apparently still needed to supplement his income. So, he visited Sears and shoplifted a watch from a display table. When the store’s security guard approached him, he handed over the watch. Then, for reasons known only to the Bozo Mind, he shoved the officer and ran out of the mall. Unfortunately, during the scuffle, he dropped a bag he was carrying. And even more unfortunately, that bag was from TGI Fridays and contained information that he had just been hired. Oops. That new job will have to wait. He’s been arrested.

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