Bozo criminal for today comes from Sarasota, Florida, where bozo Gerald Martin triggered a burglar alarm when he broke into a residence. When the police arrived, they found our bozo inside, carrying a stack of jewelry and other items that he had picked up. It was when they confronted him that he offered up the Bozo Excuse of the Week. He told the cops that he had robbed the place last year and he had simply returned to leave a thank-you note. While the police appreciated his good manners, they weren’t buying the story. He’s under arrest.