Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Dave Benoit for sending in today’s report. From Boston, Massachusetts, comes the story of bozo Saeed Mustafa who approached an off-duty police officer and said, "Hey! You want to buy some dope?" Our bozo then pulled out a clear baggie containing a substance believed to be heroin. It was when the officer identified himself that our bozo offered up the Bozo Backtrack of the Week. He then said "I was just kidding. It’s my thyroid medicine." The officer didn’t buy the old thyroid medicine excuse. He’s busted.