Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

August 5, 2010

We can’t confirm, but we suspect our bozo criminal for today might have decided it was time to play possum. Bozo Derrick Thibideaux attempted to break into the mobile home of an 82 year old woman in Walker, Louisiana. Our homeowner was totally prepared. She grabbed her trusty crowbar with one hand and dialed 911 with the other. And that’s when our bozo moved into possum mode. When he saw her, he passed out. Sleeping beauty was awakened and taken to jail.

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