Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

August 4, 2010

Bozo criminal for today comes from St. Augustine, Florida, where bozo George McMeans had worked up quite a thirst. He had a problem, however. He was out of beer and he had no transportation. So, he did what any bozo would do, he called 911 from his room at the Budget Inn and asked for a ride. The dispatcher told him that 911 wasn’t a taxi service and hung up. Undeterred, our bozo called a second time. This time officers were sent to the motel to tell him he would be arrested if he continued to call 911 for non-emergencies. Obviously this man was severely dehydrated as he called a third time. This time when the officers returned, they took a look around the room and discovered marijuana. Oops. He’s busted! He’s been charged with 911 abuse and drug possession.

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