August 2, 2010

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Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Fred McKinney for sending in today’s report from the International File in New Westminster, Canada. Bozo Paul Wilkinson knew the local Starbucks did a lot of business so he thought it would be a good place to rob. Guess he didn’t take into account what a wide variety of customers that Starbucks attracts. He walked in, threw a can at the cashier and demanded all the money in the register. Unfortunately, he did not notice the two uniformed police officers who were standing at the counter waiting for their order. Oops. He’s under arrest.