Bozo criminal for today no doubt regrets the fact that his would-be victim was obviously a big fan of McGruff the Crime Dog. From Daytona Beach, Florida comes the story of 73-year-old great-grandmother Patricia Reynolds who was accosted at a gas station by our bozo who grabbed her purse and then attempted to flee. We say attempted because Granny took a bite out of crime by biting our bozo’s arm hard enough to draw blood. This slowed him down enough that bystanders were able to call 911 as he made his way to his getaway vehicle. He was quickly placed under arrest. Our granny has a loose tooth but is otherwise OK.