Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

July 27, 2010

Bozo criminal for today comes from Tulsa, Oklahoma, where two bozos broke into Linda Stevenson’s apartment. One held a screwdriver to her throat while the other paced back and forth holding her purse and demanding her valuables. Then, things suddenly got much more dangerous, as one of our bozo told her to take off her clothes. And that’s when Stevenson, a card carrying member of the NRA, sprang into action. She said she’d give our bozos her money if they’d hand over her purse so she could retrieve it. They did. And what she retrieved was her Lady Smith and Wesson .38 special. Four shots were fired and our bozos both crumpled to the floor. Final score: Woman 2, Bozos 0.

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