Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

July 26, 2010

Bozo criminal for today comes from Port Richey, Florida, where bozo Shawn Moore had a problem, and he sought out a police officer to try to solve it, which may not have been the best idea. Our bozo was riding his bicycle around 9 PM the other evening with a pair of handcuffs dangling from his right wrist. He flagged down a patrol car and told the officer his girlfriend had put the handcuffs on him before discovering she didn’t have a key. He was able to pick the lock on the left cuff, but the right one was stuck tight. The officer said he’d be glad to help, but he’d have to pat him down first. And that’s when our bozo’s troubles really began. The officer found nine Xanax pills, a syringe and other pills for which he did not have a prescription. Oops. The officer reapplied the handcuff to our bozo’s left wrist and placed him under arrest for possession of drug paraphernalia.

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