Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

July 21, 2010

Bozo criminal for today comes from Spartanburg, South Carolina, where bozo Lori Thomas walked into the local McDonalds and ordered two sandwiches and two small coffees. The cashier gave our bozo a bag with the sandwiches and turned to get the coffees. While she was filling the cups, our bozo grabbed one of the sandwiches and stuffed it down her pants. She then began to complain loudly that she had been shorted a sandwich and demanded that they give her another one. When the clerk refused, our bozo continued to complain and eventually the police were called. When the deputy arrived, the woman was still screaming, "Give me the (expletive) sandwich." It was then that the deputy noticed a large grease stain on the front of the woman’s pants. He demanded that she give up the evidence. She refused, and a female officer was called. The officer promptly reached into the woman’s pants and pulled out the sandwich. Busted! She’s been charged with theft and public intoxication.

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