Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

July 19, 2010

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Glen Snow for sending in today’s report. From Cinnaminson, New Jersey, comes the story of bozo Richard Hardy who was arrested on shoplifting charges. He was locked up for having two outstanding warrants before paying his $400 bail in cash. After he left the facility, police discovered the money he used to pay his bail was counterfeit. As our bozo was enjoying his freedom, he started thinking that he had been overcharged. He was quite sure his bail should have been $200 instead of the $400 he was charged. So, he did what any bozo would do. He returned to the police station and asked for his $200 back. The $200 he had paid in bogus bills. Bad idea. He’s been charged with counterfeiting.

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