Bozo criminal for today comes from Buffalo, New York, where bozo Eugene Taylor was attempting to cross back into the United States after a trip to Canada. A customs officer noticed he was wearing an ankle monitor and it was when he asked him the reason for the bracelet that our bozo offered up the Bozo Excuse of the Month. He explained to the officer that he was only wearing the device as a show of support for Lindsay Lohan. Good story, but didn’t work. He was arrested for violating his probation which did not allow him to leave the country.