Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

July 14, 2010

Bozo criminal for today from the International File in Kimberly, Australia, proves that sometimes you do indeed get your just desserts. An unidentified bozo who was ejected from a pub for being disorderly proceeded to climb over the fence into the nearby Broome Crocodile Park. Once inside, he made the poor choice of climbing onto the back of Fatso, a 16-foot long saltwater crocodile. Our bozo said he only wanted to pet Fatso, but the croc didn’t see it that way and whirled around and took a chunk out of our bozo’s right leg. Perhaps his blood alcohol content was too much for the croc, as he let him go and our bozo struggled to safety. He was treated at the hospital before being charged.

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