Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

July 12, 2010

Bozo criminal for today comes from Daytona Beach, Florida, where bozo Raymond Smith jumped onto the hood of a woman’s car as she was leaving the Wal-Mart parking lot. Our bozo demanded cash and used his gun to smash the car’s windshield. Unfortunately, when he knocked a hole in the glass, the gun fell from his hand directly onto the woman’s lap. Thinking quickly, she picked it up and pointed it at our bozo who thought better of things and fled. In the process, he also dropped his cellphone, which included photos that allowed the cops to ID and track down our bozo, who is now under arrest.

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