Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

July 8, 2010

Bozo criminal for today from Villa Rica, Georgia, carried his desire for a neat appearance a little too far. 29-year-old bozo Richard Cooke, who lives with his parents, was not happy with the look of his shirts after his mother had washed them. So, he went to Mom and demanded that she iron them for him, since ironing is "woman’s work." When she told him to do it himself, he pulled out a gun, took her keys and cellphones and held her hostage in the house for six hours. Mom eventually escaped and went to the police station. Our bozo is in jail, charged with aggravated assault and false imprisonment. Hopefully the trade he learns while imprisoned will be ironing.

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