Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

June 30, 2010

It’s a rare two-fer for Missouri City, Texas, as for the second time this week our bozo hails from that fair city. Cops pulled over bozo Adam Haynes after noticing him driving erratically. When the cop detected the scent of marijuana wafting from inside our bozo’s car, he asked him if he had been smoking pot. Our bozo replied, "Not today, but I smoke it on a regular basis." When the officer asked him if there might be some pot in the car, our bozo answered, "None that I know of, but there may be some small pieces on the floorboard." When the cop took a look inside he found a baggie of weed on the passenger side floorboard. Busted! Hopefully his lawyer will counsel him on the advantages of keeping his mouth shut.

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