Bozo criminal for today comes from St. Paul, Minnesota, where an unidentified 15-year-old girl was caught leaving a Kmart with a tote bag full of 44 pair of panties she had shoplifted. It was when officers were questioning her about the crime that she came up with the Bozo Excuse of the Month. In response to the question of why she had stolen the underpants, she replied, "You don’t expect me to wear dirty underwear, do you?" It would probably have been easier to shoplift some Tide. She’s been charged with theft.