Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

June 28, 2010

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Mannie Steglich for sending in today’s report from Missouri City, Texas. A cop spotted bozo Robert Benton as he staggered down a street shortly before midnight. As the officer talked to our bozo, he noticed that he reeked of alcohol and marijuana. And when he checked, he found the man had a baggie of marijuana on him. The officer placed him under arrest and took him to the police station for booking. That’s when the man posed our Bozo Question of the Week. He asked the officer who was booking him if he could save a little of the marijuana that was being placed into evidence for him. Needless to say, the answer was no.

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