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June 25, 2010

All of us here at the Bozo Criminal Report who are old enough to remember the old "butter…Parkay!" arguments are disturbed by today’s story. From Waterville, Washington, comes the story of a 21-year-old bozo and his 17-year-old bozo sister. The sister was preparing a delicious meal of macaroni and cheese when her brother asked her if she was using butter in the dish. When she replied she was using margarine an argument ensued over the attributes of both. Bozo brother called the cops after bozo sister tried to slice his neck with the serrated end of a spatula. She’s been charged with assault. Parkay!

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