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June 22, 2010

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Bruce Corris for sending in today’s report from Rochester, New York. It seems bozo Maria Sandoval was driving around with her boyfriend late the other evening when they started having an argument. She stopped the car and he got out. So did she. One small problem. She failed to put the truck into park when she got out. One much larger problem. The truck rolled on top of her when she stepped from the truck, pinning her underneath. Fortunately, a fire department rescue team was able to free her and she suffered only minor injuries. Unfortunately, the police found her to be intoxicated and charged her with DUI.

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