Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Bob Hammond for sending in today’s report from Austin, Texas, which proves the old adage that not all guns are created equal. Bozo Jose Rodriguez walked into a convenience store, raised his t-shirt to reveal a caulk gun underneath and demanded money. When the clerk didn’t appear to take him seriously, our bozo took out the caulk gun and attempted to pistol whip him with it. The clerk was having none of that and retaliated by hitting our bozo with a plastic trash can. He then fled empty-handed and jumped into a red pickup truck that was being driven by a man obviously dressed in drag. Needless to say, the whole situation attracted a lot of attention and one of the bystanders got the license plate number of the truck, which led to our bozos arrest.