Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

June 18, 2010

Bozo criminal for today comes from Chicago, Illinois, where bozo Delonde Brown was arrested and charged with marijuana possession. He was taken to jail, booked, and a few hours later he was released on bond. Well, almost released. Our bozo never quite made it out the door. He stopped and asked a guard if he could keep his jail ID card. The officer informed him that all clothing and IDs are property of the sheriff’s department. This didn’t set well with our bozo, as a simple argument with the guard over the ID quickly escalated into a scuffle. Well, that’s one way to get the ID card back. He was escorted to a cell.

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