Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

June 17, 2010

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Bob Hammond for sending in today’s report from Rockville, Connecticut. Bozo Thomas Peters was in court to appear before the judge on larceny charges. When the trial recessed for lunch, our bozo used the time to do what he knows best…break into cars. He stole a GPS unit out of one vehicle and inadvertently tried to sell it back to the actual owner. Sheriff’s deputies noticed what was going on and re-arrested our bozo. He may be nearing record territory. It was his 40th arrest.

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