Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

June 15, 2010

Bozo criminal for today comes from Higganum, Connecticut, where bozo Walter Brown broke into a residence. The homeowners were out of town but a relative who was checking on the place immediately noticed something was amiss when she opened the front door and saw a credit card laying on the stairs. She called the cops who searched the house and found our bozo asleep in an upstairs bedroom. It was while they were interrogating him that he came up with the Bozo Excuse of the Month. He told them that he mistook the house for a bed and breakfast and left his credit card on the stairs as payment. The officers gave him bonus points for being creative but placed him under arrest anyway.

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