Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

June 14, 2010

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Chris Snyder for sending in today’s report which once again proves that it’s always good to be in shape. From the International File in North Devon, England, comes the story of bozo brothers Clive and Kelvin West who attempted to break into a department store through a hole in the wall, which Bozo Clive had created using a crowbar and a hammer. He then proceeded to try to squirm through the hole. Unfortunately, he didn’t chip a large enough opening to accommodate his 238-pound frame, and before long he found himself stuck tight. His noisy attempts to extricate himself attracted the attention of neighbors who called the cops. After freeing him from the wall, the police arrested our bozo and his brother.

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