Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

June 9, 2010

We have another case today of a bozo foiled by social networking. From Lockport, New York, comes the story of bozo Christopher Haines who was called before the judge to be sentenced on a robbery charge. Now, this was not a major break-in, he had assaulted a man and robbed him of $40. In most cases of this sort, the judge would be lenient. And that would have probably been the case this time…except for one thing. Our bozo had gone on his MySpace page and had bragged about his crimes and the fact that he was a member of a violent gang associated with the Bloods, based out of Chicago. Not the best thing to do just before going to see the judge, who had read the page. He decided to let him see what gangs he could join in prison. He’ll be locked up for seven years.

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