Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

June 7, 2010

Bozo criminal for today comes from Jacksonville, Florida, where bozo Gary Boone drove to a gas station, smashed the window and stole several cartons of cigarettes. Sounds like a successful crime, right? Wrong. There was one small problem. The whole thing was captured on the store’s security cameras. And just as he was driving away, the camera recorded the license plate falling off our bozo’s getaway car. Oops. He’s busted!

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