Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Barbara Goldstein for sending in today’s report about a bozo who had obviously never seen the movie ET. From El Paso, Texas, comes the story of Bozo David Cain who was pulled over by the cops for a traffic violation. He ditched the car and sought refuge at a nearby carnival. For reasons known only to the bozo mind, he thought a big pile of stuffed animals might be a good hiding place. So, he burrowed into the teddies and was still as a mouse. Only one problem, he didn’t burrow deep enough. The officer quickly spotted his tennis shoes sticking out from under the stuffed animals. Oops. He’s busted!