Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

June 2, 2010

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Glen Snow for sending in today’s report which contains two glaring errors made by our bozo. After spending the afternoon drinking, he became agitated when he thought some of his beer was missing. The first error he made was blaming his own mother with taking his beer. But that error alone wouldn’t get him arrested. It was what he did next that sealed his fate. He dialed 911 to complain that his mother had stolen his beer and said if she wasn’t arrested, he would continue to call 911. Police arrived to investigate and our bozo was charged with making a false 911 call.

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