Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

June 1, 2010

Bozo criminal for today violated Mom’s Rule Number 1: Always wear clean underwear. From Seattle, Washington, comes the story of an unidentified bozo who broke into a home and took several electronic devices and a change of clothes. He must have really like those clothes, too, as he decided to change into them before leaving. And of course, since he was wearing a new outfit, he left his old clothes, including his underwear, behind. And that was his downfall. Police sent the underwear to a state crime lab and a DNA test identified our bozo. He’s busted!

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