Bozo criminal for today comes from Fairfield, Connecticut, where bozo Albert Baker and a 16-year-old accomplice thought they had come up with the ultimate plan for simplifying bank robberies. Simply call ahead first. And that’s exactly what they did, calling the bank and telling the teller that they were on their way to rob the place and to avoid trouble, simply have a bag of money ready to go. Unfortunately for them, the teller called the cops instead and they were there waiting for our bozos when they arrived. Busted!