Bozo criminal for today comes from Key West, Florida, where bozo Megan Baker was on the way to visit her boyfriend. Wanting to "freshen up" before arriving, she asked her ex-husband, who was riding in the passenger seat, to steer while she shaved her bikini area. It was at this time that she violated Bozo Rule Number 4466558: Shaving your privates while driving is not the best idea. Not surprisingly, she rammed her car into the back of another vehicle that had slowed to make a left turn. No word on whether she nicked herself in the crash. She’s under arrest.